These are toys I've collected for one reason or another. They were cute, okay, and free too, so it doesn't get much better than that. Worried about the weather in Hell? Worried when my webpage will go off the internet forever (my death date) then check out my toys.

My stereotype. How nice

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If I'm going to Hell I might as well enjoy it:

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Moderate
Level 7 (Violent)High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)High

Take the Dante's Inferno Test


My Phase is Ate

Which Phase of the Greek Tragic Cycle Are You?

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I may not be much of a slut, but what I have.... er... should count for something. Call me silly, I'm posting this on my toys page:

I got a new toy. It's weather in Hell. That's right. Now you and thousands of other viewers can see what the weather is like in Hell. They say the image changes, but honestly, how much can the weather change in Hell?

The Weather in Hell

Look! It's another toy. You too can count down the number of years/months/days I have left before I die! So pull up a chair and raise a glass and we'll throw a big party to usher me into the next world.

Morty the Death's Head

Yet another toy, in an attempt to make me look *goth*. I'm not goth. One day an older woman who was my director in a lovely little production asked me, "Are you a goth," and I just sort of blinked and said, well, no. I suppose under different circumstances I could have been a goth but for now I'll have to settle for being a freak.


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