Having said that, these are the happy pages I have found through various means, and for one reason or another felt the need to connect them to my site. I kept my written comments because they made me happy when I wrote them, and I am still happy with them. Without further Ado:
Craig Kilborn says:
"I like my laughs like I like my breasts.... I don't care if they're fake."
This just in. Brown is the new black. Orange is the new red, and black is the new orangey-brown. Please adjust your wardrobes accordingly. This just in.
In "frightening our children" news... The popular children's program "Sesame Street" has made the bold decision to address terrorism on the show in a way that's sensitive to little kids. Look at Kofi Annan surrounded by puppets... I wonder if he's used to that?
The biggest change of all: a two-hour security check before they can even tell you how to get to "Sesame Street."
Kids will learn about strife in the Muslim world with their new pal, "Abdul Ahmed Mohammed Allah Ali Omar... the Frog!"
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My Death Date is: November 13, 2048. I will be 72 years old. Do
you know when your death date will be? Better check it out
Sometimes I wander around the internet naked. Then like I turn around, and there's some guy there and he says, "Hey, you're naked" and I think to myself, "No I'm not," but then when I look I see that I am naked. It's that sort of thing that makes you think, "Hey, maybe I should get off the drugs." Unfortunately I'm not on drugs. That's right ladies and gentlemen, I am 100% drug free. I get to this place on Caffeine and sleep Deprivation alone.
Anyway I was wandering around the internet at work (fully clothed) and I found this site called... Save the Dragons Campaign. Yes my friends, those dragons are in danger of becoming extinct. It's true. Every year hundreds and hundreds of dragons die... of.... er this and that. Humans probably. They're usually killing things, and destroying habitats and introducing foriegn species and Diseases and the like. It's pretty sad.
If my tale of woe has brought tears to your eyes, I urge you to go to:
and do what you can to help those poor noble creatures.
Click on this link exchange link. Yeah, so it's a cheep way of trying to get people to visit my site, but click on the link, do it, they love it when you do.
I'm including this until someone asks me to take it off. I was born
in Canada, but I don't live there right now. Sad but true, I was raised in Hawaii, which
is about as different from Canada as you can get, I should think. I recently moved to
Washington, where I'm cold all the time, and I had the opportunity to visit Victoria, and
well, I'm in love. Just you wait Canada, I'll come home, someday.
So I clicked on the random link on my Jones Soda thing, and guess what I found. Go on, guess. That's not a guess. Okay fine, if you're going to be like that, I'll just tell you. I found this cute little punk band called Detournement. Now, this is a Sailor Moon/girl site, and maybe you all don't care much for punk, what do I know, but I read their lyrics, and it damn near broke my black little heart. Some of the stuff was wimpy don't do drugs type of stuff, but some of the other stuff reminded me of my own bad poetry, only... well... pretty good. So check it out, consider it a personal favor. But then, what do any of you owe me, really?
The link: Detournement
Hey, guess what? Go on guess. No that's not a g.... wait, have I used this joke all ready? Oh well, they say nothing's really funny unless you hear it at least a hundred times. Well, maybe a hundred and one. So did you hear the one about..... Anyway I have about 16 entries in my guestbook and nearly 2,000 hits on my counter, and not all the hits are me coming here to check how many hits I've gotten and how many guest entries I've picked up. So I've decided to share my wealth of visitors with other websites I consider to be kick ass. Not that you all come here to see what's cool on the internet. While clicking on the random link on my Jones Web Ring block I came accross Freaks All Week and I've become something of a fan. I read her stuff a lot, and it made me cry a little... and just recently jealous a big deal because *she* got to see TMBG but do they come here, to Hawaii? NO! But that's bitter, moving on. So please check out and become one of the masses of fans checking in every week to make sure life is safe for freak-kind.
Oh and definately check out the random link on the Jones Webring block. Sometimes you get some really *lame* pages, but every once in a while you get a real gem.